*get your mind out of the gutter, I don’t mean those kinds of Johns!

**ditto!  I’m talking platonic love here, not physical!

Now that we got that all cleared up, happy Man Watcher’s Day (today) and Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day (January 12th)!  Yep, the month of January is all about men so I’ve been thinking about the men in my life, both past and present, and let me tell you, it seems everywhere I turned I met a John!  There’s my brother, John Michael, although we only use his first name when he’s in trouble or we’re mad at him for something.  Then there’s my brother-in-law, John, and my first and favorite nephew, Jonathan.  Not exactly John, but close enough.  And there’s a relative somewhere named Jonce, which is a form of John–but we’ll get to Jonathan and Jonce later.  Right now, I want to tell you about the two Johns who currently have top billing in my thoughts and dreams, which of course, means my writing world.

First up, a man I never knew but grew up hearing stories about, my Great-grandfather, John Daniels, who traveled over the mountains to a little town called Hot Springs, met Lucinda Henderson and married her.  Grandpapa John was originally a blacksmith, trained by a man who took him in during the Civil War when the Yankees burned his family’s farm.  His mother and sister were able to go to a Women’s Shelter but they wouldn’t take men or boys.  Not knowing what else to do, his mother apprenticed him out to Mr. Green, the local blacksmith.  Later in his life, Grandpapa John was also a carpenter and builder and when he lived in Hot Springs during the late 1800’s and early 1900’s, he was the town constable and tax collector–that’s him on the far left in the picture below in all his handlebar moustache, silver-star, gun-toting glory.

The reason Grandpapa John is so much on my mind these days is because Christy and I are writing a book about our great-aunt Bessie and he was her father.  The rest of her family plays a part in the book too but to a young Bessie, Grandpapa John was the center of her world and he plays a huge role in the story of her life.

The next John in my life is my dad, who’s actually named Raymond Earl but when he was growing up he was always with Grandpapa John and people naturally started calling him Little John.  The “little” was dropped when he got older and everyone just called him John, which is what I spent most of my childhood believing his name was (the picture on the left was taken before I was born).  I don’t remember when I found out his real name, but it doesn’t really matter because I’ve always thought of him as Daddy and heard people refer to him as John, never Raymond Earl.

That’s another picture taken when I was little.  He’s ice skating in this one and seriously, can you imagine anyone calling him Raymond Earl?  Nope, John fits him much better. 

Daddy is a great storyteller and a lot of his stories centered around Grandpapa John and our great-aunt Bessie.  It was because of those stories that Christy and I decided to write a book about her life.  The title of the book, Whistling Woman, is from an old southern expression; “A whistling woman and a crowing hen never come to a very good end.”  It means you should be who and what you’re supposed to be.  Christy and I knew right away when we found that expression that we had to use it for the title of the book because Aunt Bessie was the epitome of a “whistling woman.”

Also in my writing world is Jonit—told you we’d get back to him, didn’t I?  Jonit is one of the nicknames Christy calls her son, Jonathan.  I borrowed it for the main character in the second book I ever wrote, a YA called Keeper of the Forest.  Jonit is a young man of eighteen who was chosen as a baby by the Elders to be a “Keeper.”  The Elders have been charged by their Creator to protect the earth and all of its species for eternity, but as the human population grows and the environment is threatened, they’re forced to look for special people to help them.  Being chosen, Jonit is blessed with immortality then trained for years so he’ll be able to carry out his job of safeguarding the Great Forest of Mahnya.  There’s magic, psychic powers, and even a little bit of time travel…and one of these days maybe I’ll get up the nerve to actually submit it to a publisher.

I also have a John in my Eternal Shadows series.  The youngest and most powerful of the Tassel brothers, Jonathan, or Jon as his brothers call him, is currently in limbo as I work on the third book in the series.  The first book, Snow Shadows, was released last year, and the second, Storm Shadows, is awaiting a final edit by the publisher.  The third, tentatively titled Sun Shadows, is a WIP.  I have Jon’s story in my mind, but I haven’t started writing it yet.  I do know what he looks like though because my publisher found the perfect man to represent Mathias, Jon’s older brother on the cover of Snow Shadows and Jon looks a lot like him, only with grey eyes and shorter hair.

That’s it for the Johns in my writing world which leaves us with Jonce (remember him?).   Christy’s readers will recognize Jonce because it’s the first name of the hero of her Bodyguard series.  Jonce Striker…I tell you the name alone is enough to make me swoon.  I not ashamed to say I have a bit of a crush on him even though I’ve never actually seen him because he hasn’t appeared on a cover yet, but I’m hoping with Christy’s next book in the series, The Bodyguard and the Bodyguard, Jonce will make an appearance along with the lovely Natasha!

And there you have it, all the Johns in all my lifes.  Told you there were a lot of them!  In their honor and keeping with the spirit of the January “Men” holidays, here’s a Dames Kiss of Approval to all the Johns I’ve loved before, who traveled in and out my door, I’m glad you came along, I dedicate this song, to all the Johns I’ve loved before…

Special thanks to Willie Nelson for the title of this post and an apology for the shameless paraphrasing of his song!

A note from the Dames:  Due to space limitations on the blog, we haven’t posted the pictures Ms. King graciously sent with her interview.  If you would like to see the pictures as you read the interview, please go to www.joni-pip.com

1. Tell us about The Circles Trilogy and what inspired you to write this series?

Many times I have related this story but this is the first time that I have ever written it down.  I was born into a Middle Class, totally Anglo-Saxon, English Family. When I was eight, my parents moved us into a beautiful Edwardian Villa, with fifteen rooms and three acres of fabulous garden. Of course, this meant I had to change schools. I was given an ‘intelligence test’ and was duly put into a class with eleven-year-olds.

As I was three years younger than the rest of the class, this meant that the girl, whose desk was adjoined to mine, was decidedly more mature, more sophisticated and unquestionably, more chic, than the wild, untamed Carrie; whom I couldn’t help but be! She was called, Glenys and she was absolutely everything I so desired to be. How worldly did that sound, ‘Glenys’? Her very name evoked experience, class and style. She was quiet and judicious: I was noisy and rash. She was rounded, not plump, with soft, white skin. Her hands were padded and pliable, not like mine, scrawny, tight and always tanned, from constantly being outdoors. Her hair was platinum blonde, neatly bobbed, with no fringe and a metal grip that securely kept every hint of hair off her perfect face.

It wasn’t just her appearance that was perfection; the interior of her desk was the personification of orderliness and orthodoxy! When she lifted up the lid of this embodiment of every teacher’s dream, what wonders met the eye! All of her exercise books were neatly stacked in a symmetric pile, with the largest on the bottom and the smallest on the top. Her text books stood in a similar tower, mirroring the precision of a ziggurat. Lying in a regimented line, from shortest to longest, were her exquisitely pointed, perfectly sharpened pencils. Her set square, slide rule and compasses were placed carefully in one corner, alongside an assortment of incredibly clean erasers. Clean erasers? Is that possible?

My desk, on the other hand, was ever so slightly different! When my lid was raised, a range of errant papers flew into the air! Everything lay jumbled in a chaotic mess, forming a wonderful cocktail of text books, broken pencils, grubby erasers and torn and crumpled exercise books. How I longed for my desk to be like that of my dearest friend, Glenys!

Our differences strayed also into the manner in which our bodies were shaped and attired. Her stout figure was always immaculately dressed: nothing ever seemed out of place. Her uniform couldn’t have looked better. Her grey school skirt always hung in exquisite, even pleats. Her cardigan never lacked and never displayed undone buttons and her socks always stayed up, all the way, right to her chubby knees. She also wore, which I was particularly in awe of, a shiny, brown, leather purse on a long strap that stretched diagonally across her body; it reminded me of the banner our Queen sometimes wore. It gave Glenys such an imperial look.

Sadly for me, I was the total opposite of the Majestic Glenys. I was this skinny rake with loads of feral, strawberry blond hair. It was (and still is), never tamed. My parents were both Professionals, so they employed a Nanny to take care of me and she took great pains, on my appearance, before sending me off to school. I was always neatly coiffured in two organised plaits, securely tied up with red ribbons and I was smartly clad in a white blouse, with a red and grey striped, neatly knotted necktie and a carefully buttoned up, knitted red cardigan. Nanny also checked my long grey socks were pulled up straight and my grey school hat was very firmly on my head (not to mention the effort and time she had taken, the night before, to ensure my sensible school shoes were so highly polished that she could clearly see her reflection in the toes). However, despite all these stringent endeavours to present me as a well-turned-out, well-cared-for and well-groomed pupil, invariably, I would arrive in the school playground, totally dishevelled, scruffy and grubby.

The problem was a simple one; it was solely my love of Nature! Getting to school afforded me this wonderful walk through fields teeming with wild flowers. Granted there was a block paved path that wended its way through these meadows but why would I use that when I could plunge myself into the long green grasses, heaving with masses of pink, white and purple Columbine, brilliant yellow sunbursts of Coltsfoot, white spray heads of Giant Hogweed and the mauve and white towers of Bear’s Breech?……I could go on and on! It was nothing other than Flowers Ville, Bloomsbury or Scent City for me! I would be so busy gathering up a few precious specimens of these beautiful flowers, to take home and press in the current book I was reading, that I would forget the time and it would only be when I heard the school bell tolling from across the field that I would realise, yet again, that I was late. I would hastily stuff the flowers in my School Satchel and head off toute suite; catching my hat, hair, skirt, socks and blazer, on the trailing brambles, in the process.

How ever many times I was scolded for not being in the Playground at the bell, it made no difference to my daily sojourns across the fields; even in the rain………mud and all! As a child, I never understood why the teachers used to cast an ‘almost smile’ at me when I walked into the classroom, squelching across the beautiful parquet flooring in mud-caked shoes and with long grass stalks sticking out of my school bag. I think my academic achievements dispersed any serious concerns the teaching staff might have had about my tardiness: fortunately for me!

Breaktimes and Lunchtimes were simply wonderful as I spent them totally in the company of the Glorious Glenys! We used to pretend to be horses (yes, the equine sort), whinnying and neighing as we trotted around the Playground. I simply adored school and highly esteemed my wonderful companion. Neither of us ever missed a day, we just loved being there and just loved being together.

One Friday, I couldn’t understand it, Glenys wasn’t in school. I was lost and lonely and simply walked round the playground on my own. It was the only day I could ever remember, not enjoying school.

On Monday morning, taking the path to school, I got enticed, as usual, by the beautiful flora that beckoned me from amid the tall grasses. Over I went into the meadow and I remember quite clearly picking a handful of pretty coloured campion and stacking it carefully into my satchel, most unusual for me. Then came the ringing of the School Bell, resounding around me, reminding me that once more, I had forgotten the time and reminding me, once more that I was late! I grabbed my hat and sprinted off.

I ran as fast as I could, across the field, back on to the path that eventually formed an alleyway between a shop in the High Street and Mrs Hubbard’s walled orchard. I legged it the last few hundred yards up towards my school, only to discover, to my horror, that as I approached the school gates, I could see, standing in front of the green painted railings, none other than my Head Teacher. What mortification! I stopped dead in my tracks. My first thought was to turn around and run straight back into the alley that led back to the meadows and hide in the tall grasses but I dismissed that idea as I loved school. I quickly plonked my school hat, very wonkily on my head, did up my buttons, pulled up my socks and made sure none of the delightful columbine was sticking out of my satchel. I decided that the best course of action was to keep walking and completely ignore The Iron Battleship that stood between me and my port of call. As I attempted this brave feat, steaming on with head held high, I took a sideways glance, only to be disarmed by the look on Miss Major’s highly made up, taut face. She always struck terror in my heart as she was the personification of Spinsterhood and only accepted excellence from her students, particularly ‘Her Girls’ and oh joy, once more, I was late! However, she didn’t scold, she didn’t remonstrate; she gently put her head on one side, extended a very thin arm and smiled at me, very strangely.

“Carrie,” she said quietly, taking my muddy mitt in her beautiful, elegant hand with long, slender fingers and highly polished, scarlet painted, pointed nails.

She led me, bemused and uneasy, straight through the front door of the school and into, could you believe, The School’s Holy of Holies, The Sacred Staff Room? This was a room no pupil would ever dare enter, normally. It was the unknown place; the secret space where we would try and catch a glimpse of one or two members of staff, smoking a cigarette, something we thought was really daring and totally exciting (how things have changed)!

I remember looking round anxiously as Miss Major sat me down, very gently on a huge, black armchair. The arms, either side of me, seemed to tower up to the ceiling and I could smell the strong aroma of leather all around me. I looked straight ahead and saw familiar members of staff looking at me in such a peculiar way. I wondered what on earth was going to happen to me and for once, I, Carrie King, was lost for words, utterly speechless and chronically terrified.

I remember my Headmistress then getting on her knees in front of me and speaking very softly and as she did so, she systematically undid all of my buttons and re-buttoned up my cardigan that I had obviously done up the wrong way.

“Carrie,” she whispered, “you remember Glenys wasn’t in school on Friday?”

I nodded, not daring to speak. Was I allowed to, in this place of such sanctity?

“Well, unfortunately she was very poorly but you know Glenys, she never complained.”

I nodded again.

“It wasn’t until Saturday that her Mother realised that Glenys was so ill.”

I began to feel slightly perturbed, which Miss Major obviously sensed and as, by this time, all of my cardigan buttons had been duly pulled through the correct holes, she took both of my hands in hers.

“By the time the doctor was called, Glenys was very ill, indeed,” she continued then she took in a deep breath. I can still hear that air being dragged into her lungs, it was so loud. “She was rushed, in an ambulance, to Luton and Dunstable Hospital but sadly, Carrie, so sadly, she had a condition called peritonitis. It was her appendix, you see, it needed to be taken out, as it was poisoning her body but it was too late.”

My heart within my little bony ribcage felt like lead, it was so heavy but still I said nothing, dreading what was to come next.

“I am so sad to have to tell you this, Carrie……” the melted Iron Maiden paused, bit into her top lip and took in another immense breath of air, “……but Glenys died yesterday.”

I remember feeling nothing. The silly words this silly teacher was saying meant nothing, absolutely nothing. I remember jumping off that big chair and pulling my hapless mistress out of the Staff Room, across the corridor and into my classroom. The room was empty. I dragged Miss Major over to my desk, pulled out my chair and sat her down on it. I sat down in Glenys’ chair and pulled it up to her desk.

“Don’t worry,” I said, “Glenys will be here after Assembly. It’s all right, she is singing, ‘All things bright and beautiful’, with the rest of the school, can’t you hear her? She’s in the Hall, right now.” I then raised Glenys’ immaculate desk lid, “See, everything is waiting for her! You have got it all wrong, she is not dead! It’s fine, she will be here!” I remember the tears running down Miss Major’s face as far as her ruby red lipstick, so I stretched my hand forward and touched the tears. “Don’t cry, Miss Major, please don’t cry. She will be coming in, in a minute, you’ll see! We will have lessons, it’s Monday morning, it’s fine…we will work hard, as we always do and then we will have our bottle of milk and then we will go out into the playground……” I remember the tears. I didn’t want them to come. I didn’t want to feel anything and as they started to stream down my face, I kept brushing them away. “…….then we will play horses: we know it’s silly but we don’t care, we love it……” I continued, hardly able to speak coherently, “……she will be here in a minute……we just have to wait. I won’t pick wild flowers anymore. I will come straight to school. I have some in my satchel but they are the last ones. I won’t be late. I won’t be late!” I shouted. I remember babbling on and on until, finally, the tide that I had been hoping to stem, could be held back no more and the floodgates burst open! I sobbed and groaned and my compassionate Headmistress stood up and pulled me into her, cuddling me in a way that I didn’t think was possible for her. I didn’t recognise this new creature. She was no longer the strict, unyielding, authoritarian I had always known her to be: she became this gentle, soft comforter, stroking my hair and gently rocking me from side to side.

Miss Major did not leave me all that hideous, horrible day. Apparently, I learnt later, her secretary had telephoned my parents, who were away on business and it was my Nanny’s day off. Therefore, at four o’clock I was honoured to be ushered into the passenger seat of Miss Major’s delightful, little green Morris Minor and she drove me home.

I wasn’t allowed to go to the Funeral. They thought it wouldn’t be ‘good for me’. I was really upset but no begging or pleading would change my parent’s minds.

Glenys was buried in our village Church. As soon as school was finished on the day of her funeral, I went to the Churchyard and found the fresh mound of earth that displayed a primitive wooden cross with the words, ‘Our Glenys’, written on it. I clearly remember the smell of the newly tossed earth as I lay beside my best friend. I presumed they had placed the temporary cross at her head. The mound was quite tall but I remember putting my arm over it as high as it would stretch. I spoke to my friend and I told her that I was so sad that I wasn’t allowed to go to her funeral but that I would never, ever stop thinking about her.

I didn’t pick flowers in the mornings anymore but that day, the day of the funeral, I went to the fields after school and picked some pretty yellow cowslips. I had put a tall, glass fish paste pot, from the conservatory, into my satchel before I left for school that day. There was an old tap in the Churchyard, so I filled up the pot with fresh water and placed the flowers for Glenys by her head. There were other flowers there, of course but I pushed them to one side so she could see mine.

I didn’t return from school on time, that day, so my frantic Mother came searching for me. I remember her calling my name from across the other side of the wall. It took me a little while to register, as I was talking to Glenys and telling her what she had missed at school. I remember lifting up my head and seeing my Mother’s head peering over the top of the Churchyard wall. She wasn’t cross, she told me, just worried. We walked down the hill together, hand-in-hand; I couldn’t stop talking about Glenys. Our house was in the same road as the Church, so I didn’t feel that I had strayed off, at all. My visits to the grave became a daily trip and I remember my Mother coming and hauling me away, day after day. The favourite flowers that I picked for Glenys were violets. I would place these delicate little blooms in tiny, glass, fish paste pots. Although, I never returned to picking wild flowers on my way to school, I did pick flowers again but the only ones I ever picked were for Glenys.

Eventually, I was forbidden to go to the Churchyard unaccompanied. I was devastated. I remember my Mother saying that four months was long enough and it had to stop. She just didn’t understand. Occasionally, on a Saturday, when it was my turn to go to the Bakers to buy some fresh bread for breakfast, I would steal into the graveyard and leave some flowers for Glenys. By then, she had a grey headstone. I didn’t care for that much, I much preferred the original mound, which smelt so beautifully of fresh soil. (Readers of Joni-Pip, take note).

As my parents were Professionals, they hired a woman to help in the kitchen. She used to cook the most delicious cakes. Once she had put the cake mix into the oven, she used to pick up a round kitchen ‘timer’ and twist the knob until it pointed to a ‘twenty’ symbol. Immediately it would tick like a clock and the knob would slowly move back up, anti-clockwise, until it reached the zero symbol and then it would ring like an alarm clock. This was the signal for Cook to take the cakes out and they would be baked to perfection (as well as smelling so yummy)!

The first time I watched her do this, I asked her what she was doing and she said, “I am ‘setting the time’ for twenty minutes.”

I asked her why she had to twist the knob round the dial and she replied, “I am putting the ‘time back’.”

As the timer was circular, I asked her if Time was like a circle.

“Indeed it is!” she replied, “It just goes round and round and we never have enough of it.”

“Is that why you always say that you are running round and round in circles and never get anything done?” I asked.

“Absolutely!” she said very seriously.

From then on, every time she used the timer I would say, “Are you putting the time back? Are you putting the Circle back?” and Cook would answer, ‘Yes’.

That got me thinking, ‘What if I could, somehow, ‘put the Time back’, ‘put the Circle back’? Then I could put it back to the Friday that Glenys was taken ill. I could take her to the Doctors on that very day and the doctor would send her to the Hospital and Glenys could have that nasty appendix taken out and she would be all better and not die!’

This thought constantly plagued me and a few years later; I went to the Library and looked up books about Time being ‘put back’. The one I found that had the greatest effect on me was, ‘The Time Machine’, by H.G. Wells. It astounded me, even though I was still so young. I determined, after reading it that one day, I would fathom out how to put time back, put the Circle back.

Well, I didn’t discover the secret of The Circle of Time and how to put it back, of course but the memory of Glenys and my desire to save her from dying, continued so strong in my heart and mind that I had to write about it!

The Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip is the first book in The Circles Trilogy and in it, although it is not Glenys (she, I have kept safely locked up in my heart), somebody does die and I have invented a way to ‘put time back’, so that they don’t die. I have changed bad things in the Past by intercepting the Circle of Life and starting a New Circle and I have turned them into good things for the Present and Future (with strange consequences)! I think, also, if you read Joni-Pip, you will recognise other things from the story of ‘My Glenys’. I am so pleased that Dames of Dialogue have given me the opportunity to finally write down such poignant memories of my special friend, which gave me the inspiration behind the writing of The Circles Trilogy.

2. Please introduce us to your story and your characters in, The Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip, the first book in the series.

The Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip opens with the Bombing of the beautiful City of Bath, England, in 1942, during World War Two. Joni-Pip is the twelve-year-old, second child of Philip Garador, an American Banker, who has settled in England from his Native Portland, Oregon, after meeting and marrying, English Nurse, Sarah Regan. The family are comfortably off and Joni-Pip is pretty spoilt and selfish, to say the least. She has a sixteen-year-old brother, Alex, whom Joni-Pip adores, although he pays little attention to her and a four-year-old sister, Becky-Paige, who similarly adores Joni-Pip.

In the middle of the night, Joni-Pip’s Anglo-American family run to the shelter of their cellar. When the raid is over, Joni-Pip ventures out into the garden, looking for her beloved teddy bear, Ethelred-Ted. In the garden she sees someone looking out through her shed window, wearing a grey hood. The figure then disappears. Two low flying aeroplanes suddenly appear in the sky. The first one opens fire, narrowly missing Joni-Pip and the second one comes in so close that Joni-Pip actually sees the face of the pilot. He looks vaguely familiar, smiles at her and then banks away.

First thing, the next morning, after spending all night in the cellar, Father decides to move his family to their country cottage in Edwinstowe, Nottinghamshire, on the edge of Sherwood Forest (Robin Hood Country). Joni-Pip doesn’t want to leave Bath and wails until they finally leave at lunchtime.

On the way there, the Garadors stop for a picnic by a river. Joni-Pip stubbornly decides to stay in the car. Three strangers appear, two boys: Steve, 17, Craig, 15 and a girl: Flip, who is 14 and seems bizarrely familiar. They tell Joni-Pip that she must stop being a selfish girl or she will not have a future, at all! When they leave Joni-Pip, she sees odd stars going up into the sky and the face of the pilot, she saw in Bath, appears in the reflection of the car window: it then disappears.

Once they arrive at Knotty Knook, their thatched cottage, Joni-Pip still continues her selfish behaviour: spoiling it for everyone else. Her Grandfather arrives from the other side of the wood and persuades Joni-Pip to walk back with them to his Cottage. On the way, he stops at The Ruin, the carcass of an Old Workhouse, which burnt down fifty years previously. Grandfather shows her a piece of paper he had found in the chimney of the Ruin: on it is written a note by, Amelia Plate, an eight-year-old Victorian girl, who died in the Fire.

Later Joni-Pip discovers that, far from being an obedient, silent, stuffed toy, Ethelred-Ted is very much alive and is, on the contrary, a bossy, clever and ever-hungry bear, who is always after his next Munch Break! One day they get caught in a storm in Marley’s Barn and during a flash of lightning they receive three visitors from the Future, who leave them with an amazing Gift. However, they have no idea what it is or what to do with it, so they enlist the help and brain of Archimedes Spindlethrop, a local Inventor, who lives with his cat, Eureka, in his cross-faced home, called Hideaway Cottage. They all decide the Gift is the secret of Jumping in Time but they have no idea how to work it out or how to make it work! They plan, if they ever succeed in discovering how, to JIT (jump in time), and save Amelia Plate from dying in the Workhouse Fire.

Therein begins an Adventure, full of twists and turns and…Circles, of course, which I do not want to tell you any more about! There are loads of things to discover, such as The Kaleidoscope of Life, The Observatory of Memories Unknown, The Wall of Time and……well, you will just have to read Joni-Pip and find out the rest for yourselves! I hope you find the story is as unpredictable as The British weather!

3. When can we expect Book Two and can you give us a brief description?

I had planned to finish Book Two by the end of 2009 but unfortunately, my family has suffered personal trauma this year and I have been spending much time with them. I intend having everything finished by the Summer of 2010!

Book Two is set two years on from 1942…so it is the summer of 1944 and World War Two is still raging on in Europe. I have moved Joni-Pip’s family from Edwinstowe, Nottinghamshire, to Merricliff, a village close to the sea, a few miles south of Barmouth, West Wales. I don’t want to spoil it too much for those who have yet to read Book One, so all I will say is that Joni-Pip gets embroiled, yet again, in a Jitting (jumping in time), adventure, only this time it is one that spans seven centuries. Most of the characters from Book One turn up in one way or another and there are, as in Book One, plenty of twists, turns and Circles (of course), and loads of surprises. I left a few questions to be answered in Book Two, so I have done that.

I will give a little taster: Alex is worried because Joni-Pip and her two cousins seem to have gone missing, so he walks down to the beach to investigate. On the way down the cliff steps, he finds a strange metal flask with a lid. He takes it straight back to Two Beach View, his auntie’s house, where Father catches him as he is just about to show it to Mother. Father gently takes the flask off him and goes into the garage, ordering Alex not to follow him but to go and join his mother. Alex goes into the Drawing Room to be with Mother and tells her he has just left Father and to his surprise she tells him not to be so silly as Father is in Bath……a few hundred miles away……she had just spoken to him on the telephone………

4. You use the Second World War as a backdrop to your series. Any particular reason why you chose this period in history?

I have a friend, whose father was fourteen when war broke out in Europe. He surprised me one day, when we were all enjoying a cappuccino in Starbucks, by saying, “Oh yes, we had a lovely war!”

I didn’t quite understand him, so I asked him to illuminate. He told me that, as he lived on a farm, his family never wanted for food, not like most others in the country, who were on rations. At his farm they had plenty of eggs, milk, butter and cheese, as well as chickens to eat. He also said that although life was not normal for most people, as he lived in the countryside, they were away from all the air raids, search lights and soldiers etc.; so he and his friends had great fun. He said he remembered clearly a time when they got metal buckets and thick sticks and hid behind a hedge. There was a muddy ditch in front of this particular hedge The boys knew members of the Home Guard (an army of volunteer civilians formed in the United Kingdom during World War II to help protect and police the country), always passed this way on their bikes, at this time of the day. When this little, motley group of men came pedalling up the lane, all the boys started circling their sticks in the metal buckets! All the soldiers wobbled about on their bikes in panic, veering in all directions! They really thought there had been an invasion and they were being attacked by machine gun fire. They promptly fell off their bikes and scrambled into the muddy ditch. Slopping about in the mire, covered in sticks, straw, brambles and mud, they cautiously peered over the top, in dread.

Naughty, naughty boys!

Britain became a realm, battered by bombs and doodlebugs at this time, causing indescribable destruction, devastation and distress but life still went on and I suppose, the sheer resilience of the people of this tiny Island is something that inspires writers and story-telling. I am in no way an advocate of war and The Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip is not about war; it is, as you say in your question simply set in this difficult time. I just wanted to portray how people did continue to live their lives, despite the horrors of that, which was going on around them.

I visited New York after The Twin Towers were destroyed. I spoke to many New Yorkers about the devastating effect this horrific and unexpected attack had on them. I remember speaking to an elderly gentleman in Times Square and I asked him how he felt about it. He smiled at me, took my hand and said gently, ‘I know you were not around in the Second World War but I was. I was drafted to England and I know that before the U.S. entered the war, Britain suffered terrible air raids that killed, sometimes thousands like 9/11, only yours went on and on, night after night. We can hardly cope with this one massive loss of life but your people suffered constantly and what did you do? The next day, you picked yourselves up and started all over again! ’

My Mother told me that there was a camaraderie during the war, a feeling of close friendship and trust amongst everyone; a solidarity that we don’t get in peace time. Never having lived in that time, I really wanted to use it, as it fascinates me that despite losing so much, everybody worked together and battled on, re-building and renewing. I am staggered that the Human Spirit never dies!

We also had a family friend who told us that she was a child in Bath in 1942 and she remembered running through the streets of Bath in the middle of the night, when they heard the air raid siren. As they ran to her grandfather’s house to shelter in his cellar, a plane came in so low that as she looked up, she saw the face of the pilot. I thought that would make a great story-line. I drove with her to visit her old house in Bath and I immediately fell in love with this beautiful City. I researched loads about the War and I thought it would make an interesting setting for my story.

5. You have also published a picture book connected to the first book in the series with your own illustrations, which are wonderfully portrayed using vibrant colors and heart-warming images. I further note that you are listed as an artist in the Text Edition. Which ‘hat’ do you prefer to don, artist or author?

What a great question! It is one I have never been asked before! Hmmm, I must think long and hard before I answer this.

When I look at the brilliant work done by Mark Taute, James Boddy, Paul Moon and Danielle Taut, for The Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip, I realise how my work pales in their shadow. Despite this fact, one of my biggest thrills (well, actually two of them), was at a Book Signing in Waterstone’s Book Shop, in Hastings (yes 1066 and all that), earlier this year! Illustrator, Marta Munoz (www.martamunoz.co.uk), arrived and immediately, she said, she fell in love with the illustrations from the Picture Book. She, as it happens, asked if she might buy one of the Originals! She bought the Joni-Pip Picture Book and the novel and a few Joni-Pip Greetings Cards, which she said she was going to frame! At the same Book Signing (I had sold out, two weeks previously and had been asked to return), another Joni-Pip fan and her two daughters, whom I had met on my first visit came in again and they bought several of the cards to frame and some more books. She said that the illustrations had struck a chord with her.

I used the media of coloured pencils to do the illustrations and I really wondered if that was a wise choice as it took so long! (Quite often it took me three months just to complete one). I thought at the time I should have used water colours (sorry about the English spelling), then I could have finished one in an afternoon. Since then, however, at Book Events people have sometimes bought the Picture Book, even though they have no little children and they say that they want the book just for the detailed illustrations! Perhaps using coloured pencils was a good choice. I did worry, as I tried to illustrate in a childish way that people might think I couldn’t draw. Therefore, in a couple of them, I simply added a feature, just to show I can actually draw a little! In Grandfather’s Kitchen, I added my Trench Coat, hanging up on the wall, just to show off! When I drew the Illustration of Auntie Sylvia’s Garden, where Joni-Pip and Ethelred-Ted are looking out to sea (there are in fact two beaches if you look carefully), I was actually sitting on the porch in my sister’s garden. Candy, her cat, was sleeping on the wall and Cinders, her other cat, was watching a real mouse’s nest. So, I drew them both: again simply to show off! Tut, Tut, Carrie!

The following excerpt shows why I love writing: using language that almost sings to me:

The Circles Trilogy Book One, The Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip

Chapter 15

The Formula

Archimedes went very red in the face, very red indeed, redder than he had ever been before: redder than the ripest red apple and redder than the brightest red poppy.

“So?” he bellowed.

Poppy was still perched on his matted mop of wiry, wayward, white hair. She looked as though she was nesting. Of course she wouldn’t have dreamt of settling for such an untidy nest! Ethelred-Ted, Hetty and Joni-Pip so wanted to laugh at how comical they both looked but they didn’t dare.

“So?” he bellowed again, making the unwashed, empty milk bottles on the table rattle furiously. “So, you think that I am rude, do you? You think that I am thoughtless do you? You think that I don’t listen to anyone but myself, do you?” he thundered, looking at each of his visitors in turn, who just stood and shook in terror….terror that they might burst out laughing as it was very difficult to take a man with a nesting bird plonked on his head very seriously.

“So?” he yelled again. “Will anybody answer me for Goodness sake?”

The three friends stood motionless and silent.

“Yes,” came Poppy-Plump-Pij’s firm and loud reply, “and I think that I have made that quite clearful, haven’t I?”

“You do, do you, you think I am boorish?” screamed the old man.

The atmosphere at Hideaway Cottage was so intense that his friends thought that there might very well be another explosion….but there wasn’t! As if he had burst, like a big balloon, the old man suddenly became deflated: a soft, soggy old rubber shell.
The whiskered Inventor looked intensely at the plump little wood pigeon who was still staring into his bright red face and he slowly sat down in his comfy, old armchair by the fireplace.

“You are so right! You are indeed, ‘rightful’! I am totally rudefish!” he laughed.

Poppy’s three friends had quite expected the old man to tell them to leave his house but much to their relief, they saw that he had completely changed. He put his hand up above his head and gently lifted the wood pigeon into his hands, cradling her softly. He ran his hand over her, somewhat ruffled feathers.

“My, my, you are a little fire cracker!” he said kindly. “Who would have thought it of such a sweet little creature? I think that I have a bit of apologising to do, don’t I, Pretty Poppy? Before I start, though….how about we put the kettle on and make a nice, fresh pot of tea. Hmmmm?”

For the following reason, I love illustrating:

In the Illustration where Ethelred-Ted is reading his ‘Song of the River’, he is reading it on The Clappers www.geograph.org.uk/photo/418 , a hill covered in trees. I was born in the tiny village of Sharpenhoe, in Bedfordshire, England, just below this actual scene, a few hundred yards to the left! I remember the day I started sketching this picture. My daughter, Zoë, lay here, on a blanket, in front of me, just as Joni-Pip is doing and Becky-Paige, her baby, lay sleeping in the shade of the tree, on the far right of the picture. When I gave my daughters a choice of the Originals, of course, this is the one Zoë chose! I love illustrating actual places, as they are a permanent record of real memories, smells, tastes and feelings. How indelible is the beautiful memory of that lovely day! It thrills me that some of you, thousands of miles away from here, will be able to see, in a tiny way, the incredible place that I was blessed to be born in, if you choose to buy the Picture Book. How I delight to have this opportunity to share it with you!

So, as for the question, ‘which ‘hat’ do I prefer to don, artist or author?’  The answer is both, Christy!

6. Joni-Pip fans have formed a club called The Circleite Book Club. How thrilling! Do you find them an asset in promoting this series?

Absolutely! They are the most amazing asset in promoting Joni-Pip; they do it so much better than I do! I feel so blessed to have such a wonderful group of loyal people, both boys and girls and men and women, following Joni-Pip. Their ages range from 4 to 88, so far, although we did have some ladies from the Edwinstowe area who all love Joni-Pip and they belong to a Book Club, whose average age is 82, so we wonder if 88 might not be the top age! When BBC Radio 4 came on location to Sharpenhoe, my birthplace, they invited just 8 Circleites to be interviewed (they said they only usually have four but as so many wrote in, they doubled the number). Lots of other Circleites arrived, too; some of those were in their 20’s, 30’s, 40’s, 50’s and 60’s! The Circleites have sent copies of Joni-Pip to The Queen of England and The Prime Minister; both of whom have sent them back very gracious letters of thanks. Michelle Obama, your First Lady, was sent one.

Sadly, among all the Americans, The Circleites have sent Joni-Pip to, not one has replied. Fortunately, all the famous British Stars they have sent Joni-Pip to have written to them and thanked them, which has dispelled any disappointments incurred by others. I re-assure them, I think it is simply a matter of Culture and Custom. In England it is considered very bad-mannered not to reply. I am sure it is probably, just not thought of as necessary, to write and say, ‘thank you’, in some cultures. A Best-Selling Author Friend of mine, who sold the Film Rights to one of his novels, last year, told me recently how he had spent months re-writing his book into a Screen Play for this American Film Company. He sent it off and it is now seven months since they received it and they have not acknowledged anything. It was only because his agent telephoned them last week, to see what was going on that he learnt his Film Script had arrived, a few days after he had sent it!

We have had Circleite Events at Waddesdon Manor, The Dunstable Heritage Centre, Felmersham, Emmaus Village, Carlton, on The Clappers and in Barton Caves! The Circleites especially love roaming over the countryside, where I set The Life in the Wood with Joni-Pip. At Waddesdon Manor, we had A Joni-Pip Adventure Trail as well as a Joni-Pip Character Drawing Workshop, we had so many that day! The Workshop was planned to last one hour in the morning and one hour in the afternoon. Yeah right! It started at ten in the morning and carried straight through until four in the afternoon! Having the real Joni-Pip (my much-adored great niece), who is now 15, with Becky-Paige (my greatly treasure granddaughter; another character in the book), who is now 12, acting out parts of the book with other actors really brought the Event alive! Both girls sign as many books as I do at Circleite and Joni-Pip Events. So many Circleites write in to the website and say they are longing for Joni-Pip to be made into a Film, so that they can act in it (a Cast of thousands, obviously)!!

I don’t know how many other books have such a following but I am so blessed to meet so many avid Joni-Pip fans!

7. Your writing has been compared to J.K.Rowling, a huge compliment. How do you feel about that?

I am an absolute, total admirer of J.K. Rowling. She has achieved something no-one will ever emulate; she is utterly unique and I don’t feel anyone will ever reach the incredible heights that Ms Rowling has attained. Although people have said I write like her, I have never, ever felt this to be true. Sadly, I don’t feel my work to be remotely similar to her astounding writing. Oh, I wish…

To be compared with a Children’s Author of such unfathomable acclaim, has to be a massive compliment but I assure you, Christy, I am so unworthy and it simply is not true!  Joni-Pip is nothing like Harry Potter.  I am not good with scary material and forces of evil. When I was a little girl my mother took me to see the amazing Disney Cartoon, Snow White and I spent much of the time crouching down behind the seat in front of me! I hid from the Mirror, The Wicked Queen, The Trees, whose branches grabbed Snow White as she ran through the Forest, The Huntsman as he raised his knife, The Witch, The Vultures…… Oh dear, apparently, I had to sleep with the light on in my bedroom for three months, after that particular visit to the Cinema! Hence, Joni-Pip has none of those things within her pages; although in saying all that, my Editor-in-Chief insisted, under pain of death or something worse, he said, Joni-Pip had to walk through The Keep of Bad Memories! In the original story, the First Draft, I wrote about that awful place but kept it very securely locked up and bolted. It took me two weeks to pluck up the courage to even think about it. Then I had to draw on a real-life experience. It was a time when I was so ill that I hallucinated. Ooooh, that was really horrible! While I was writing all about those monsters in my head, I had to keep stopping and then I would walk in the garden, thinking about nice things. Eventually, I completed the chapter and I can truthfully say, Christy, I am so glad my Editor made me do it. We have had quite a few boys (I wonder why), tell us at Joni-Pip Events that The Keep of Bad Memories, is really cool! Some have even said it is the best chapter! Ah, the joys of being under the jurisdiction of an Editor! I am pretty sure Jo Rowling doesn’t have that problem with the fantastic material she writes!

I must share with you something that made me smile. Seen in a Book Shop in England was a big sign which read, Is C.K. from M.K. the next J.K.?  (My city is called Milton Keynes and it is known as M.K.).

Some smarty pants had handwritten, in very big letters underneath, O.K.!

8. You speak to a wide variety of groups, as well as make appearances at schools and libraries and Joni-Pip Events. Tell us about these events, and what you think works best for you in regards to promotion?

What a lovely question, Christy!  I think one of the nicest things about being a writer and an illustrator is speaking to people about the things I love to do. As I primarily aim my writing at children (and those still children at heart), then really getting in among them, is such a joy. I find Author Days at schools really hard work as I am usually on the go and talking, literally all day but it is so rewarding! I generally start the day by speaking to the whole school in Assembly and then I spend an hour or sometimes more with each class. I talk about reading and writing and then I might do a bit of work with the children (I am always amazed at how much the teachers join in, too)! I then introduce them (if they haven’t already started reading it privately or as a class), to Joni-Pip and read a few selected excerpts, which I follow with my favourite: a question and answer session. That usually proves to be such fun! I love the feedback from schools; we get e-mails from both members of staff and students, sent in to the website for months after a visit. I must quote an email from a Headmaster, after I had spent two days at his school:

Good morning Carrie,

Thank you for the Circleite newsletter – I’ll print some off for the children to read.

We have lots of the children reading their Joni-Pip books on the playground – even during the cold blast!

Many thanks again for your visits,

Mark
Mark Welch (Headmaster)

I love giving talks in Libraries as people who use Libraries love books and people who love books, love reading and writers, obviously, love readers; they are so, our type of people! In Libraries, I do similarly as in schools but I usually speak with a much older audience, so I talk more about my life (well, they ask me lots of questions about it, anyway), more about my writing and more about their writing. I suppose I am able to talk more freely with adults as they ask more personal questions.

One of the best things I like to tell them (it is my pride and joy, in actual fact), is that I had a letter from Best Selling Author, John Le Carre and in it, he congratulated me on becoming a published author, since becoming a grandmother!

I also enjoy speaking at Writer’s Groups. They are always great fun. I know how hard it is to be a struggling but aspiring writer and I love recalling my many failed and humorous attempts at getting published and telling them of other writers who have had far more rejections than I have had (8). Best Selling Author, R.J. Ellory has had 500: that has to be a record! I always try and read some excerpts from Joni-Pip at these events and then follow it all with a book sale and signing. I have always managed to sell books. Martyn, my Marketing Manager, says I am their best marketing tool. What I think he means is that I talk too much! I am rarely lost for words, so, to any reader of Joni-Pip, I think you might find a lot of me in Ethelred-Ted. These talks are really special occasions: it is so worthwhile giving up my time for these events. I would like to show you a copy of a letter I received, after I had spoken to a Writer’s Group (they had paid £8 to come and hear me…I didn’t get any money: the Organisers did)! I don’t think I am worthy of her beautiful words but I just wanted to show you that when people take the time to write, if they have enjoyed an event, it is so appreciated and really makes everything so inspirational:

Hi Carrie

I’ve been meaning to email you since your visit to Speakeasy to say that in my opinion, it was the best guest speaker evening I have ever had the pleasure of attending. If your books keep me as enthralled as did your talk then I think success will be banging hard on your door.

We are all such diverse beings; some are withdrawn; they build walls to hide behind.  Some appear to be outgoing, gregarious, but hide their uncertainties behind the loudest laugh. You however are none of these; you are not afraid to open your soul; even though you may be vulnerable and you have a warmth that is precious and rare in the society we live in today.

Listening to you that evening was mesmerizing and I felt a deep sense of empathy when you spoke of your lovely husband and dearest friend to the point I could feel your pain which is still with you. I’m not sure of the others listening but it made me feel special that you had shared such still very raw emotions with people you had never met before.

The descriptive way you spoke of your childhood; the graveyard posies, the old double school desks; falling in love – a delirious feeling most of us have either forgotten or heaven forbid never experienced and then there is the abounding love you have for your daughters and grandchildren; how incredible is that.

You are a true story teller Carrie and a lovely person and I know you will go from strength to strength.

I would really like to wish you well in your writing; who knows; perhaps I too will have a book on someone’s shelf one day.

Fondest regards,

Jenny Gleeson

Joni-Pip has worked so hard! She writes, compiles and sends out all the Circleites Newsletters, herself and puts so much enthusiasm into everything she does! She is a joy to be around and a joy to have around. She attends Stage School and is always singing. She sings the song, ‘Popular’ from Wicked, like no-one else and often performs with Paige, Elle and Beth (my 3 granddaughters), on my decking. She always asks if, when (her word, not mine), Joni-Pip is made into a Movie, she can play the part of Flip (Becky-Paige wants to play the part of Joni-Pip, as she did at The Joni-Pip Event at Waddesdon Manor). She has started a blog but the Circleites prefer her newsletters: so under pressure, she is continuing to write and send them!

Here is the link to her blog if you want to follow her or become a Circleite www.circleites.blogspot.com

Here is the link to my (very neglected and very new), blog www.carriekingsblog.blogspot.com

Here is the link to Twitter, if you want to follow me (I am not too good at keeping it up-to-date) www.twitter.com/CarrieKing1

9. Describe a typical writing day for you.

I have two types of typical writing days, Christy. I spend eight months of the year, from the beginning of April until the end of November, in my Mobile Home, in a field, near the river, in Bedfordshire. I am an early riser, when I am there. Nothing gives me greater joy than to wake up to the sound of the birds singing and the sun streaming in through my bedroom window. After walking, bare foot, through the dew, I have a couple of cups of tea and then make some toast and either have mashed banana on it or grilled cheese with back pepper. I brew another cup of English Breakfast Tea, which I take out on to the decking and then I connect up my laptop and go online (it’s pretty slow there as I only have a mobile connection and we are right out in the countryside, so it is dial-up instead of broadband), after checking my mail (and answering it, as best I can), I start writing. I will just mention that all of my electricity is solar powered by the panels on the roof of my mobile home! I write for a couple of hours and then I brew another pot of fresh tea (I am a total tea addict, I am afraid); I possibly have an apple as well. I continue to write for another two hours and then it is time for a swim!

My Mobile Home is only yards from the river and I try to swim at least once a day (if not twice, in the height of Summer): it is really refreshing and so relaxing. Invariably someone walks past, over the bridge, while I am swimming and they always stop and talk. It amazes me how many teachers I have met in this way! The local Fishermen call me ‘The Mermaid’…… I remember one particular occasion, last Summer……a young man stopped on the bridge and called down to me, “You’re Carrie King, aren’t you? My sister, Debbie, has read your book. She says it is a cracking read. She is bringing it over, so I can read it. She is a teacher.”

Needless to say, I was thrilled!

When I am alone in the water, I go over the morning’s writing, in my mind, re-adjusting or tweaking and it isn’t unusual to come up with some new idea for the story. I feel so blessed to have the river to swim in; it’s almost like my own personal swimming pool! After my swim, I have a shower and then add or change anything or write down any thoughts I had while I was swimming against the current!

The other four months of the year I live at home. I don’t get up as early, as it is so cold and dark! I have a first cup of steaming English Breakfast Tea, then I feed my cat and my chicken and after a second cup of tea, I take a shower and have some toast and then commence my working day. I start by checking my e-mail, then memos from my P.A. and Marketing Manager (I am usually in trouble for forgetting to do something). Sheena is my executive P.A., she is so posh and very bossy but she keeps me in line. When I go to Events she always sets up the books with a colleague and when all is prepared, she allows me to enter! She is, actually, a gem and I couldn’t function nearly so well without her, if at all!

I try to write for two hours at a time, as if I do any longer, without a break, I feel a bit stale. On goes the kettle and once I have sipped another cup of tea or had a glass of freshly squeezed juice, I am away again. I cannot write all day, I have too many other things to do (so many visitors love to come to my Sanctuary in the beautiful English Countryside), but on a good writing day, I can write for four hours: five if I am particularly charged up!

10. I was sorry to learn you lost your husband due to an accident. Tell us how you met and what you loved most about him.

My sister is much older than I am and one day, when I was eight, she brought home a young man she had been seeing for several months. The moment I saw him, I fell hopelessly in love with him, as many eight-year-olds are want to do! This crush was so strong that whenever he came to the house, I would just stare at him in admiration. The thing was, I happened to adore classical music and her boyfriend was an amazing pianist! I never spoke to him; I was so in awe of his marvellous talents and dare not! I would sit on the floor outside The Music Room in our house, with my ear pressed heavily against the thick oak door and listen to him playing. He would play the entire Moonlight Sonata and I would be away in my world of fantasy, in blissful ecstasy. I would imagine he was my Prince and I was his Princess and we would live in this white, marble castle and he would wear a white suit and I would wear a white wedding gown. He would play music all day on a white grand piano and I would listen all day, stroking a white, Persian cat (not much of an imagination for an eight-year-old)! Soon it became obvious to all of us that he loved my sister. I wasn’t jealous, I was happy that a pianist was to join the family. I decided when I was still eight, that as I could not marry my sister’s boyfriend, then I would most certainly have to marry his brother. I didn’t actually know if he had a brother. Therein followed a courageous act…I actually spoke to the Paragon of Perfection, yes real words. I stumbled a bit but finally I managed to ask him if he had a brother. To my delight he said he had three!!! What joy, what rapture, what heaven! I then realised that they might not all be suitable, so I asked him how old his brothers were. One was 13 and one was 11. I decided I would marry the eleven-year-old, so I asked if he might bring in a photograph. He was pleased to do so and the next time I saw him, he handed me a photo. Hmmmm…what I beheld was not a pretty sight but, having no alternative I thought it would suffice.

I did not meet the Pianist’s brother until I was eleven. My sister used to take me roller skating twice a week: on a Monday after school and on a Saturday afternoon. She arranged for her boyfriend to come to the Skating Rink one Saturday afternoon and bring his brother. I remember first meeting him. He came walking down the stairs of the double-decker bus we were travelling on. Wow! As our eyes met, I knew, just knew, this was the person I would marry. I fell hopelessly in love: he was totally gorgeous. While I was wild and noisy, he was calm and quiet. His shy smile utterly disarmed me and I was smitten, besotted, obsessed and completely love-struck! So, for all you sceptics out there who don’t believe in ‘love at first sight’, come and talk to me because not only did I feel like this all through our courtship and marriage but he said that the moment he saw me, he knew he would marry me! We are proof that these strange things can happen!

My sister went on to marry the Pianist and I married the Pianist’s yummy brother. My sister then had a son, who grew up and got married and had a beautiful baby girl…….Joni-Pip, so Joni-Pip is The Pianist’s granddaughter!

What did I love about my husband, Christy?  I never, ever, remember hearing him raise his voice. He never made dramas out of anything. If anything ever went wrong, he would never get angry or ruffled; he would sit me down and talk to me quietly and reason on things with me and best of all, he was so witty, he would come up with some quip that would make me roar with laughter; completely defusing the situation. What did it matter if the pipes had burst and we were swishing around, ankle deep in water in the kitchen? He thought it was about time I ‘washed the floor anyway!’ I can remember countless situations like this and I remember fondly how he always and I mean without fail, made us laugh and we simply got on with getting on and sorted it all out.

He was an amazing father, who simply adored our three daughters. He never got cross with the girls. If they were naughty, he would sit them down and reason with them and they would become like putty in his hands, they were always so sorry and so wanted to please him, by being good for the rest of the day!

My husband was strong and manly and yet he would always join in with anything I was doing. Whether it was washing up or preparing a meal or making the beds. He would always make everything such fun; he used to make us laugh until we hurt! He cared about others and took so much time looking after everyone, particularly older ones and children. When he was killed, we had over 700 at his funeral, which was thoroughly covered by the Media. So many people came up to us afterwards and told us lovely things that he had done to help their family. We were all so thrilled!

We were so in love, Christy: he used to telephone me from work and say, “I just needed to hear you breathe, Baby.”  I miss him unbearably: we all miss him unbearably.

11. We love animals. Do you have any pets? If not what’s your favourite animal?

Yes, I do have pets. I have Maude, my chicken: we rescued her from a Battery Farm. We actually rescued five and we have lovingly taken care of all of them but sadly we only have Maude left. We have had her for fourteen months and the Vet said, last week that to keep any chicken over a year, after the trauma of being battery hens, is remarkable. She is such a fun part of the family. On December 1st, she jumped up on my laptop and wrote this:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…\
(MAUDE …1/12/09)

-: so for any Readers of Joni-Pip, she will be published in Book Two, as Digger Durnford, my brother’s Cat, was in Book One!

I also have a beautiful Persian Cream cat, called Brewster. He is yummy and loyal and so good. He loves to sit near the laptop as I write. Occasionally, he puts his big, puddy paws on the keys and adds a letter or two to enhance a word. I love him. I will share my sad story with you:

Yesterday a man knocked on my door and asked me if I had a very large fluffy cat. I replied that I did. He asked if I had seen him in the last hour. I replied that strangely, I hadn’t. He said that my neighbour had directed him to my house and then he said,
‘I am very sorry but he was killed, close to my house, about an hour ago.’

At first I didn’t believe him but the more he described him, the more I knew he was talking about Brewster, my lovely cat. I couldn’t go and see him I was too scared. The man was very reassuring and said Brewster was killed instantly, so he didn’t suffer.

I said I would send somebody round to pick him up. I telephoned my oldest daughter and she said she would leave work, immediately. She rang to say her boyfriend would come with her and bury Brewster in the garden. My middle daughter then arrived with her boyfriend. My three granddaughters and my daughter and I stood in the hallway of my house, crying and sobbing. I said I was happy that, for some reason, I had decided to give Brewster a treat of some Tuna, about an hour previously, so his last meal was pretty special. We continued to cry and sob hugging each other. My granddaughter then shouted out, ‘Brewster!’ and we all looked as Brewster nonchalantly came in through the cat flap, passed by us all, ignoring us and walked into the kitchen to finish off his Tuna. We couldn’t believe it! I was so happy because I really believed him to be dead….I said I felt he had been resurrected; to which everyone burst out laughing. Then we stopped and felt so sad for the family, from which came, the unfortunate killed cat.

Joni-Pip has a beautiful dog called Poppy. She is a ‘Sprocker Spaniel’, a cross between a Springer and a Cocker Spaniel. She is so adorable and always bounds over to me for doggy snacks when they are staying at their mobile home, near mine. I love her!

I suppose I am a complete animal-holic, I love them all (not too keen on Iguanas and the like but I am sure they are very nice when you get to know them ((see Joni-Pip in The Keep of Bad Memories)) ). I once came face to face with a Gecko Lizard, while I was in a toilet cubicle in Tema Harbour, Ghana: that freaked me out a little! I do have a special love for the magnificent Siberian Tigers but then, who doesn’t?

12. We love to travel. Tell us about where you live.

I live in Buckinghamshire, England, in a City called Milton Keynes. Here are a few interesting facts about M.K.:

Milton Keynes has at least 40 million trees (it is known as, The City of Trees). On average, one hundred trees a day are planted by the Parks Trust. At least 17 ponds in Milton Keynes contain the scarce and protected Great Crested Newt. The Enigma Code was cracked in Milton Keynes – Bletchley, during the Second World War. Around 45% of the population in Milton Keynes is married. It is the fastest growing urban area in Europe. Milton Keynes has over 180 miles of dedicated bridleways, footpaths and cycle tracks, known better as Redways. Central Milton Keynes’ Shopping Centre is in the Guinness Book of Records for being the LONGEST in the World. MK has THREE ancient woodlands, 4000 acres of parks and 400 acres of lakes. It is a growing city – there are twice as many births as there are deaths. Pollution is lower in Milton Keynes, compared to other settlements of its size. Milton Keynes RARELY floods, down to the design of the balancing lakes, which absorb water from the drains and help to prevent flooding. Milton Keynes had the first ‘real’ snow slope at the Snow Dome. Milton Keynes Theatre is the most popular theatre in the UK. The National Bowl in MK is one of the biggest open air concert venues in the U.K.. David Bowie, Queen, U2, Robbie Williams and Michael Jackson have all played at the National Bowl. An apprentice of the Stony Stratford boat builder, Edward Hayes went on to help design the Titanic. There has been a market in Stony Stratford since 1194. Jewellery from the Bronze Age has been found in excavations in Milton Keynes ((I thought I would just mention that I found a Roman Denarius in M.K.)). Around 13 people a DAY move to Milton Keynes. There is a Roman villa at Bancroft. The Royal Train is kept in the shed in Wolverton. Wolverton Football Ground is said to have the oldest football stand in the WORLD! With 2,800 pupils, Stantonbury Campus is one of the biggest schools in Europe.

Very close to where I live, is the magnificent Estate of Woburn, owned by The Duke of Bedford. A very English Custom, which I constantly include in Joni-Pip, is the drinking of tea and Afternoon Tea in England, is said to have originated with one person; Anna, 7th Duchess of Bedford. In the early 1800’s she launched the idea of having tea in the late afternoon to bridge the gap between luncheon and dinner, which in fashionable circles might not be served until 8 o’clock at night. This popular custom soon evolved into high tea among the working classes, where this late afternoon repast became the main meal of the day. Woburn Abbey, comprising Woburn Park and its buildings, was originally founded as a Cistercian Abbey in 1145. Taken from its monastic residents by Henry VIII and given to John Russell, 1st Earl of Bedford, in 1547, it became the seat of the Russell Family and the Dukes of Bedford. The Abbey was largely rebuilt starting in 1744 by the architects Henry Flitcroft and Henry Holland for the 4th Duke.

It is only an hour north of London and so stunning, with its great stately house of dove grey stone and a beautiful lake, surrounded by 3,000 magnificently tended acres, where herds of rare deer graze in the shade of the massive oaks.

When my youngest daughter, Hannah, was in full-time College and she didn’t drive, I used to take her to College in Luton, twenty five miles away. I would come home to Milton Keynes and then drive back to Luton in the late afternoon, pick her up from College and finally take the fourth leg, back home. Each of those four times, I would drive through the Duke of Bedford’s magnificent Estate. It is always so peaceful with the herds of deer munching on the lush, green grass, either side of the road. Sometimes we would have to stop and wait as a whole herd had decided to cross the road. It was truly a spectacular sight!

I remember speaking to Louise, the American wife of the Marquis of Tavistock (the eldest son of the Duke), one day. (Her husband, who has since become the 15th Duke of Bedford, was born in Boston, Massachusetts and was educated at Harrow and Harvard, where he received his BA Degree). She told me how she asked her Mother-in-Law, the Duchess of Bedford, if they could decorate Woburn Abbey and really go to town with ‘Thanksgiving’. The Duchess was highly indignant and replied, “I think not. Weren’t the Pilgrim Fathers ‘thankful’ to God, to be away from England and in their New World!”

I laughed when she told me this. I don’t think what she said is exactly true but I understand the Duchess’ sentiment. Thanksgiving is not a British Holiday but I had to chuckle at Louise’s mortification.

The area in which I live is surrounded by beautiful English villages, so when I travel from my house to my mobile home to write, I pass through really picturesque countryside. I am so blessed and simply adore the journey.

Writing non-fiction is essentially reporting something, classified by its intended market, whether academic, travel, self-improvement, religious, history, personal memoirs, or music, art, or book reviews. Therefore traditional journalism standards apply:

(1) The writing must be objective with the sources of information clearly identified. The author’s opinions, feelings, and theories, are to be specified as such. In his memoir, if James Frye had simply written, “I felt like I had spent four years in prison while I was in jail waiting trial,” he could have avoided having had his publisher withhold his memoirs from distribution, and being delisted by Oprah’s book club. Instead, he had stated he had been in prison for four years which was untrue.

(2) The sources of information must be identified and verifiable. Some skeptical reader, if not the publisher, will certainly check out what the author has written, as Mr. Frye found out.

(3) The information, opinions, and theories presented must be new and original. Nobody wants to read yesterday’s news or a repeat of “what everybody already thinks or knows.”

Point of View and Organization              

Readers usually find objective writing, consisting of facts, figures, and theories, to be dry and boring. Journalists have suggested building the an article around an actual person, or a small group of people with feelings, opinions, or personal history. The article then can be written from that person’s or group’s point of view. The featured individual or group then serves as a basis for organizing the article chronologically.

For example, a travel article may be written from the point of view of a particular traveler taking a trip. The landscape, buildings, historic sites or parks can be described along with this traveler’s reactions to them, in the order he or she encounters them. A cookbook or a book on auto repair, or even an academic monograph, could be written in a similar way.

As a courtesy, the author shows the article written to the individual or group written about before the article or book is submitted for publication. Suggestions and corrections are solicited. If the article deals with medical, private personal matters or socially unacceptable behavior, the author must disguise the identity of the person written about.

Publication

Magazines usually do not publish unsolicited articles, except for academic journals. Travel, cooking, how-to or self-help articles usually require prior approval by the magazine editor before they are submitted. The author writes an inquiry letter to the editor about what the article will include, and why it is consistent with the subject matter of the magazine. Individual issues of some magazines are themed according to the publication’s schedule on its web-site. The inquiry letter should indicate the theme the proposed article would fit into and how.

If the magazine publishes photographs as part of its articles, the author needs to tell if photographs will accompany the article. The author also should indicate his qualifications for writing such a article. If the editor accepts or modifies the author’s proposal, the magazine will specify how much it will pay for the article, whether the author’s expenses in gathering the material will be paid separately, in what form the article is to be submitted (electronic or paper), and the deadline date for receiving it.

Academic journals in each academic subject accept only unsolicited articles which are reviewed by three distinguished academicians in the particular field (peer reviewed). If the majority of the reviewers accept the article for publication, the journal editor then deals with the author regarding proposed editorial changes in the article. It usually takes between 18 months and two years from the time an accepted article is submitted before it appears in print. Academic journals usually do not pay authors for articles.

The Nails Have it… Hands Down!
by Betty Dravis

Taking it Waaay too Far, IMO

Whenever anyone asks what I notice first about a person, I always answer: “Everything––from their hairstyle to their choice of shoes! But that’s my initial impression when seeing a person from a distance.”

When anyone gets close, the first thing I notice is the face, starting with the eyes and mouth… Ah-hhh, the smile is what gets me every time, and if the person’s eyes have a particular twinkle to accompany the smile… Well, then I’m a goner. I could spend a lot of time with that person.

After the eyes, I notice the hands. For a variety of reasons, hands have always fascinated me… There is a certain elegance (and often comedic value) in their expressive way of gesticulating that almost makes words unnecessary. And there is exquisite artistry in the various shapes; some are squared-off at the knuckles, some have long, tapered fingers, while others are short and squat. All are beautiful to me, as I find differences in humans quite appealing, entertaining, natural and often amusing.

I could write about hands all day, but I chose fingernails as the subject of this blog because those ten little bits of protein at the tips of our fingers have evolved through the years from ugly ducklings to graceful swans. Er…well, in most cases… Some people would call this fingernail example an atrocity, but I think it’s fun, funky and creative, emphasizing this person’s personality to the max. You would have to be young and carefree to “nail” this look.  I also think her ring bling adds more eye candy, don’t you?

I won’t go into the history of fingernail painting and when it began  because  that would take too much time and space; the information can be found in this interesting article by Kimberly Heit athttp://www.helium.com/items/1377528-nail-trends-in-history

It’s interesting to know, however, that fingernail painting has been traced back as far as ancient Egypt where Cleopatra used henna to tint her nails. But what fascinated me most is this tidbit: It wasn’t until the 20th century that nail polish was invented. Initially it was referred to as nail enamel because it was developed from lacquers originally designed for automotive painting. This hit the market during the 1920’s. At that time bright colors were shunned by the well-to-do people because they were associated with the working class. Upper class women were also expected to grow their nails long. However, the iconic fashion designer Coco Chanel made both short and red nails chic before the end of the decade.

And then In the 1970s long, neutral, artificial nails took off when the nail manufacturer Orly brought out home French-manicure kits. Hollywood embraced French manicures because they went with all different looks, thus eliminating wardrobe changes.

With nails reflecting the social trend of the times, in the new millennium there is a broad choice of fingernail treatment…as there is in people’s choice of attire. Anything goes, it seems. Now people do so many things with their nails it is very difficult to pinpoint a consistent trend. The French manicure and red nails are still immensely popular, but so too are shimmer, metallic, frosted and glitter polishes. It is also quite common to see a wide range of nail ornamentation from water decals to rhinestones, crystals, striping foil and even charms that hang from artificial nail tips. (See accompanying photos for a sampling of various looks.)

In fact, the care and upkeep of fingernails has evolved into a billion-dollar industry, as evidenced by a profusion of shops all around the country. Nails are becoming so attractive, they not only command attention, they demand it!

Now that you know more about nails than you possibly wanted to know, I think it will be fun to share photos of us five authors who comprise The Dames of Dialogue and see how we choose to do our nails. The first author photo is Maggie Bishop; second, Christy Tillery-French; third, Caitlyn Hunter; fourth, Laurel Rain Snow; and fifth is my photo. I think it will be a fun exercise for our readers to try to guess some of our personality traits, character and interests…from our fingernails only. No fair, peering into our eyes… LOL

Author Christy Tillery French Shows Off Bright Nails

Author Maggie Bishop Goes Natural

Author Caitlyn Hunter Sports Bright Red Nails

Author Laurel-Rain Snow Chooses Funky Purple

Author Betty Dravis prefers Pretty 'N Pink

And now that I’ve hammered away on my nails all day, pounding out this Nails blog, I probably need a manicure. (Incidentally, I have always taken care of my own nails; never had a manicure…yet…)


P.S. The last photo is thrown in as an example of how NOT to do your nails; not very practical for women in our culture, but a thought-provoking photo, IMO. I hear that this poor woman had not cut her nails since 1971, but recently lost them in a severe auto collision. Ouch!

1.    You write an award-winning ‘tween fantasy/mystery series, Cynthia’s Attic. What inspired you to write this series?

I inherited the desire to write from my dad. He was a journalist for over 40 years and my inspiration and role model. In fact, I’d go with him, on occasion, when he interviewed an interesting character for a story. Wish he’d been around to see the books!

From the time I was in 3rd grade, I was told to never stop writing.  And, sure enough…40 years later, my first book was published! I have written all my life, but never considered writing fiction until I got the idea for Cynthia’s Attic. The series was prompted by a recurring dream I’d had for over 20 years about playing in a mysterious attic. Once I realized that the attic was in the home of my childhood best friend, Cynthia, the dreams stopped and the writing began. Four books later, it’s still going strong. 

2.     Book #4 in the series, The Magician’s Castle, is slated for release this month. Can you give us a brief description?

“Cynthia’s Attic: The Magician’s Castle (DEC 1, 2009) Sebastien the Great, a magician whose fiancée, Kathryn, disappears through the magic trunk, vows revenge. If Cynthia and Gus don’t find a missing page from the Book of Spells, Cynthia’s family could face financial and personal ruin.

The Magician’s Castle follows this time-traveling duo as they journey back to a 1914 Swiss castle where Eva, Sebastien’s grandmother, gives them clues on where to begin their search. Their journey takes them through miles of tree tunnels, an enchanted garden ruled by a cranky rock monster, and even high in the Alps. They get the surprise of their lives when they’re sent 50 years into the future, have a shocking encounter with another set of best friends, and receive a fresh set of clues that could lead to Kathryn’s return. But, at what price?  

3.    What’s next, another book in the series or something else?

I don’t have a set story in mind for book five, but plan on continuing the series. I leave each story with a cliffhanger, and TMC is no exception, but there might be a question as to the main characters. Could Cynthia and Gus pass the magic trunk to another set of best friends? Stay tuned! Meanwhile, I’m working on an adult time-travel and an adult mystery.

4.    As a woman over (ahem) 50, I’m intrigued by the women’s lifestyle book you co-wrote, entitled, Women Only Over Fifty (WOOF). Tell us about that and where I can purchase it. Hurry!

So, you’re moving toward that Golden Age, hmmm? LOL! Funny how time seems to speed up, the older we get.

Over fifty? Or planning a trip to mid-life in the near future? Bags packed, but wondering about your destination? WOOF: Women Only Over Fifty is a must-read!

One reason we wrote WOOF was because we desperately needed to laugh at the aging process. Since the book’s release, we’ve discovered that we’re not alone and get great joy in being able to share our frustrations, funny moments and triumphs with an ever-growing sisterhood of WOOFers.

For instance, in Chapter 4, “Are We Barking Up the Wrong Tree,” we share funny stories, limericks and poems on menopause, weight gain, exercise, and maintaining Positive Menopawsal Attitude  … in “Putting On the Dog,” Chap. 8, there’s “How to Dress the Mature Mutt.” We even have our own WOOFers Restaurant and Menu that gives a whole new perspective to food and drink, and a WOOFers Theme Park, with a special set of rules.

5.    You’ve been published in fiction, nonfiction, and your short story Ghost Light was recently published. As a writer, which hat do you prefer to don and why?

Do I have to choose? I love writing my “Cynthia’s Attic” series, but also enjoy writing short stories. They have a much faster pay-off! I’m not a prolific writer, and can sometimes labor over a book for two or more years. In addition to “Ghost Light,” I’m very proud of a Cynthia’s Attic short story I wrote to coincide with the release of The Magician’s Castle. In Christmas With Daisy, a mysterious visitor comes to Cynthia’s house at Christmas in 1964.

Oh, I haven’t answered your question, have I? As to which “hat” I prefer; I guess it depends on my mood. I love them both.

6.    What inspires you as a writer?

I’m always inspired when I see enthusiasm in the eyes of young readers. I did an author visit to my hometown this month and a “Cynthia’s Attic” trivia contest was held to see who would have lunch with me. I was overwhelmed by the response! I sat through lunch being grilled by 8 4th, 5th and 6th graders who knew every single character in the first 3 books. They remembered small details that I’d forgotten! If I have a small part in keeping them excited about, not only reading, but also writing, then my books have served their purpose.

7.    I note you make a lot of classroom appearances, and imagine that must be great fun. What else do you do to promote your work?

I do interviews, like this one! I just completed an 11-day blog tour for “The Magician’s Castle,” plus I post several times a day on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and other social networks. There is no better way to reach a vast audience than on the Internet. In my opinion, book tours are, for the most part, a waste of time. I’ve heard of too many authors traveling around the country only to have a handful of people show up at a booksigning…unless you’re Stephanie Meyer, of course! But, I still enjoy doing speaking events and talking to actual readers. That’s the best way to get honest feedback.

8.    Describe a typical writing day for you.

I wake up and have some coffee. Turn on my computer. Have another cup of coffee. Open my e-mails. Hit delete 75 times, or so. Have another cup of coffee…well, you get the idea. I try to write every day. I don’t like to force it, though. If the words aren’t flowing, I do something else and then go back to it. I love writing when my brain is working so fast, my fingers can barely keep up. I guess my only ritual is that (oh, this is going to sound really weird) I must have my shower and be dressed before I can write. I have a friend who writes in her jammies. Not me! Don’t get me wrong. I don’t have to be in black dress slacks and white cashmere sweater! Jeans and a sweatshirt will do quite nicely. Just so I’m dressed.

9.    What do you love about writing? What do you dislike the most?

Oh, great question! What I love most is the surprise created when a character jumps into a story unexpectedly. That happened with the first book, The Missing Locket, when Nana Anna walked into the room. With her introduction, the whole story popped into my mind. That also happened in Curse of the Bayou, with the appearance of a shape-shifting puma, SuRana.

I suppose what I most dislike is all the marketing that goes along with having published books…with the exception of interviews like this, of course! LOL. Probably two-thirds of my time is taken with Internet marketing. It’s amazing how much time is spent blogging and keeping up with social networks.

10. The Dames love romance. How did you meet your husband and how long have you been married?

My husband, of twenty-five years, is not only my soul mate (I know…I know. Overused, but in this case, it’s true!), he’s my best buddy and most reliable critic. He’s the one person who encouraged me to send my first manuscript to publishers. When I was in the process of writing the first two Cynthia’s Attic books, he’d practically stand behind me and read as I typed! He couldn’t wait to read the next chapter. We’re also huge sports fans (NFL Football, college basketball, NASCAR) and also enjoy playing golf and just generally hanging out.

11. Tell us about West Georgia, where you reside.

After moving 9 times in the past 25 years, we’ve settled in an area where (right now – DEC 16, 11:25AM) we’re probably going to spend the rest of our lives. We’re in the mountains of West Georgia and the scenery is gorgeous. The summers are bearable, and the winters don’t get too cold, but we love the change of seasons. Having spent many years in Florida, we got very tired of every day being the same – 85-90 degrees with an hour-long gator-gusher each afternoon.  

12. Do you have pets? If so, please tell us about them. If not, what’s your favorite animal?

This is a bittersweet question. We adopted Molly, a 3-year-old terrier/mix from the Miami animal shelter. Her owner had died and she was taken to the shelter by a neighbor. Lucky us! We had her for 13 more years. I was in the middle of writing “The Magician’s Castle” when she died.

A friend suggested that, in order to help with my grief, I add Molly as a character in the book. What a great idea! Molly plays herself with a few additional, magical qualities and is invaluable in helping Cynthia and Gus “dig up” clues during their quest to break the magician’s spell. While writing her scenes, I often felt her presence and feel quite sure she approves of her new stardom.

I’ve enjoyed my time with Dames of Dialogue! Thanks, so much, for having me as a guest.

Mary Cunningham is the author of the award winning ‘Tween fantasy/mystery series, Cynthia’s Attic. She is proud to announce the release of book four, “The Magician’s Castle,” Dec 1, 2009. Her children’s mystery series was inspired by a recurring dream about a mysterious attic. After realizing that the dream took place in the home of her childhood friend, Cynthia, the dreams stopped and the writing began.

She is also co-writer of the humor-filled, women’s lifestyle book, “Women Only Over Fifty (WOOF),” along with published stories, “Ghost Light” and “Christmas With Daisy,” A Cynthia’s Attic short story.

Mary Cunningham Books

Cynthia’s Attic Blog

WOOFers Club Blog 

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Since I chose this particular topic—New Year’s—I must have some thoughts on the subject.

But here I am, just a few days before my deadline, searching my mind for something unique to contribute.  Then I thought about traditions in general, and how they come about.

So naturally, I turned to the Internet, and here’s a site I found, with some tidbits:

 http://www.heb.com/mealtime/celeb-newYearTraditions.jsp

“Celebrating the arrival of the New Year is perhaps the oldest holiday in recorded history. It started with the ancient Babylonians more than 4,000 years ago, and continued with the Egyptians, Romans, Celts and so on. Here are some other quick facts about New Year’s traditions and their origins:

“January 1.  January 1st officially became the first day of a new year in 46 B.C. when Julius Caesar established the Julian calendar.

“New Year’s resolutions. The ancient Babylonians began the idea of New Year’s resolutions as a way to start the year off with a clean slate by returning borrowed items.

“Baby New Year. Using a baby to represent the birth of the New Year started in ancient Greece in 600 B.C.

“Black-eyed peas & cabbage. Some say the black-eyed pea’s lucky streak dates back to the pharaohs. Others say it started in Vicksburg, Virginia, during the Civil War when the town ran out of food while under siege and the inhabitants were lucky enough to discover cow peas (a.k.a., black-eyed peas). Meanwhile, cabbage leaves (a symbol of prosperity) are thought to bring prosperity to those who eat them on New Year’s Day.”


Now all of these “facts” were unknown to me before I started this article.  I thought it would be fun to toss in these little snippets.

My own history with New Year’s began in my childhood, and I recall that there was a church service in which the members shared in a religious tradition of “foot-washing.”  E-gads, you say.  I was a bit squeamish about it, too.  But I think the point was to humble oneself and start anew in the upcoming year.

Much later…roll ahead to my young adulthood, and New Year’s was all about partying.  Drinking a lot, firecrackers tossed about in the streets, and rowdy behavior.  And lots of kissing of assorted individuals—sometimes with unpleasant consequences.

I won’t even begin to describe some of the experiences!  LOL. 

These days, my New Year’s celebrations consist of watching lots of movies, reading a good book or two, and then tuning in to Dick Clark for the countdown, right about the same time that I open my Champagne splits.  That probably sounds boring to some of you, and a few years ago, it would have seemed that way to me.

And on New Year’s Day, I reflect on the past year and consider what alterations I might make in the year to come.  Knowing that those unrealistic resolutions will likely result in disappointment, I don’t make them anymore.  Maybe it’s enough to think about what I’ve learned in the past year and try not to make the same mistakes this year.

At any rate, I hope that the New Year will bring multiple blessings for all who might read this…and for those who are not anywhere near my limited “sphere” in the Universe.

In this delightful interview with Diana Black, one of the “WOOFERS,” I learned about the amazing philosophy of the women who wrote this book—one that Baby Boomers, as well as others, can surely identify with.

1. I loved perusing your website, with all the references to “dawgs,” etc., along with the paw prints on your WOOF book cover.  How did you come up with the concept of comparing Women Only Over Fifty with the cute reference to a dog’s life?

Thanks for your wonderful comments about our website, and particularly for having this WOOFer on the Dames of Dialogue Blog!

Okay, the concept behind “WOOF: Women Only Over Fifty” may be one of those “you had to be there” stories. But I’ll give it a shot…On a girls’ weekend the year I turned 50, a lifelong friend, Carol Proffitt, who is a bit longer in the tooth than me, jokingly made a comment. Heading for a shower she suggested we form a club of women only over 50. I called through the bathroom door, “We could call it ‘WOOF,’ you know, for Women Only Over Fifty?” She howled. I howled. And the deed was done!

We invited Mary Cunningham who eventually co-authored the book and Dot Patterson. Melinda Lyons joined the pack a year later and helped write “Women Only Over Fifty.” We all love dogs and are a bit imaginative so milking the heck out of puns and references to canines was not much of a stretch for us.

2. How did you first come up with the idea of making the most of life after fifty?

I’m of the belief age is a state of mind. HOWEVER, there was a span of time after I turned 50 when I swear all I did was growl about everything and thought at any minute I just might bite someone! I discussed it with my gynecologist who suggested the mildest dose of HRT (which, by the way, I think every WOOFer must make that decision for herself after consulting with a doctor). The cloud lifted and I thought, there IS life after 50! If I had not gone through such a painful emotional patch I might not be such a champion for other women to enjoy every day to its fullest.

3. Are you working on another book right now, and if so, what can you share about it?

At this point we do not have another WOOF book in the works, but are developing tips for WOOFers called “Accentuate the Pawsitive” which will be a download through Echelon Press.

I’m co-writing a mystery with WOOFer Mary plus working on two children’s projects: one is a seasonal chapter book; the other an interactive picture book for young readers.

4. It sounds as though you draw your inspiration for your books from your own real-life experiences.  Would you like to share a bit about that?

Yes, WOOF is a nonfiction collection of stories, poems and limericks written from our personal lives. Our thought was, we can’t be that much different from other women over 50. Let’s connect with them on the “get real” level and do it in keeping with our subtitle which is women over 50 are “still puppies at heart.”


5. What is a typical writing day like for you?

I’m one of those wake-up-and-stumble-to-the-coffee-pot-and-then-the-computer writers. Love that early-morning mental mist, before the tasks of the day overwhelm me. It’s gotten easier over the years to grab a minute here and there to edit and jot down ideas.

6. Promotion is a big part of the writing world these days.   I imagine that your blogs and your WOOFer club are a big part of your marketing plan.  How did you come up with these ideas?

Our publisher, Echelon Press, gave us great guidance. For example, a marketing plan that began months before the release date. It can be overwhelming when an author understands all the opportunities that are available. So after you pick yourself up off the floor, you figure out what works best for you and your personality, do those things and then stretch even further. An author invariably must go beyond his or her comfort zone. There are many books and blogs on book marketing for those who are self-publishing or just want more info.

7. From the positive reviews you have received, I can tell that you have definitely tapped into something that readers can relate to, especially those of us in that age category.  Did you feel that you had found your niche when you began this book?

Naturally we hoped baby boomers (of which there are millions and millions!) would relate to our book, but initially we wrote it for us. I think that’s how some of the most rewarding work begins.

8. From your website, I see that you have a wide variety of talents, from designing, illustrating books, to grant writing and songwriting.  Did these varied talents appear gradually over the years, or have you always been multi-talented?

That’s a great question. I’ve always “felt” like a creative person, but lived in fear for far too long. Even during my songwriting career, I played the game of writing commercially rather than truly exploring my inner creator. It was not until I turned 50 that things began to “pop.” Once you authentically open your creative heart in one area often times it inspires and frees other talents.

9. What is your most cherished reader reaction from your books?

When a woman buys the book for herself. Oftentimes we buy humor books for friends before we’ll treat ourselves. So at a signing when I ask who the book is for and I hear, “Me!” I want to hug that woman! And I love the way they say it with such pride.

10. Who or what has been the biggest influence in your writing career, and why?

Mrs. Elam. My high school English/Lit teacher. Her dark eyes could see into your soul. And her hands, they were very expressive when she talked. She’d get excited about a book passage and grab her black-rimmed glasses off her face, then use them like a conductor’s baton to engage students with her passion.

11. What part of the craft of writing has improved since your first book?

Another great question! I would say self-editing has shown improvement. Less of the kind that beats the writer up and more of the kind that benefits the writing!

12. The Dames love animals.  Do you have any pets?  If so, tell us a little about them.

Well, actually Jack and Purrl don’t know they are pets, so I’ll have to handle this delicately or hope they never read this interview! We have brother and sister rescue kitties who are settling in nicely. By that I mean they are finally getting us trained. We’ve had sibling kitties in the past and love their relationships. For many years I had a toy poodle named Pompy who gave me such joy during his life as well as some special material for “WOOF: Women Only Over Fifty.”

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Tradition, according to one definition in Webster’s dictionary, is a time-honored practice or set of such practices.  For most people, no matter what their holiday-of-choice, this time of year is loaded with tradition.   Each holiday has its own customs or observances and within those, families have their own unique traditions.

My family, for instance, celebrates Christmas in all the customary ways; trimming the tree, sending Christmas cards, singing Christmas carols, a family gathering, etc. More or less, we do the same thing every year but this year, we incorporated one of the other definitions Webster gives for tradition; a mode of thought or behavior passed from one generation to another.

That’s right, some of the older members of the family, myself included, decided the time had come to pass off some of the work traditions to the younger members of the family.  We can’t take all the credit though, Christy’s daughter, Meghann, and her husband, Roberto, offered to host the family Christmas dinner before we could get up the nerve to demand that it was time for them ask them to do it.

And let me tell you, they did us proud–even if they didn’t do things exactly the way we’ve always done them.  It was, shall we say, a not-so-traditonal Christmas celebration.

Why not-so-traditional?  It wasn’t the food, we had all the usual scrumptious dishes, nor was it the company, which included all the usual suspects in our family.  The not-so-traditional part came with the exchanging of gifts. Meghann and Roberto put their own little spin on that part. Instead of everyone buying a gift for everyone else and having someone play Santa to distribute those gifts, they brought in a Dirty Santa.

PhotobucketA Dirty Santa?  Yep, we played a game called Dirty Santa where every person brings only one gift.  Everyone draws a number out of a hat, and then starting with number one, they choose one of the gifts.  The second person can either choose a gift from under the tree, or if they like the gift the first person got, they can steal it.  Each person gets their turn and each person has the option of choosing a new gift or stealing one from someone who’s gone before them. And so it goes, on down the line, until everyone has a gift.  At the end of the game, the person who went first gets a little added bonus; after all the gifts are opened, lucky number one can steal any gift they want…as long as it hasn’t already been stolen three times. When a gift has been stolen three times, it’s frozen and no one can steal it again, not even the first person.

Jose Bergamin, a Spanish writer, said, “Tradition simply means that we need to end what began well and continue what is worth continuing.”  I agree with that but I think he forgot to mention that sometimes traditions need a little freshening up.  A new twist here, a different angle there, and a tradition that has the potential of becoming ho-hum and blah suddenly takes on new life, becoming fresh and exciting again.

This year, that’s exactly what Meghann and Roberto did with our family Christmas tradition, making it shine brighter than ever and giving all of us a wicked good time–oops, sorry, it’s snowing outside and I temporarily slipped back into my Maine mindset. Anyway, I think my lovely niece and her handsome husband deserve their own Dames’ Kiss of Approval for giving our family a new slant on an old tradition!

Whatever your holiday-of-choice and however you celebrate, I hope your holiday season is filled with peace, love and joy!

Betty Dravis: Welcome to Dames of Dialogue, Marissa. Chase Von, my co-author of Dream Reachers Vol. One, saw you on NextCat and sent you my way. After viewing your videos, reading your resume and seeing your outstanding pictorial portfolio, I’m astonished at all you have done. You not only sing, dance, model and play several instruments, but you’ve also been in movies and on TV. It blows my mind to know you do all that while attending college on a scholarship. Since you’re only nineteen years old, I’m curious to know what age you were when you started performing? Can you tell us a little about your childhood and why your mom named you Autumn?

Marissa Autumn: I started at age three doing a dance commercial for the preschool I attended. I also sang in church at that age; I was an angel. At the age of nine, I did a commercial for the clean waters of Canada and was given free camping tickets for their parks…and clothes saying Canada on them. The principal of my middle school told me I was a great performer and had me perform in every event that took place at the school. That sparked my interest and it was so much fun, I just kept on. By the age of thirteen, I was singing at fairs and performing in plays throughout the state of Michigan. At the age of fourteen, I won a ten-thousand-dollar scholarship for performing a concert at the local fair. It was not a contest; someone in the crowd took an interest and chose me. I was sent to Pittsburgh to train with a famous choreographer from California so I could be in an MTV video with J. Lo (Jennifer Lopez).

It was a hurry-up affair: They called my mother and said they had a scholarship for me, but I had to take it by Wednesday. It was in March and my school was having soccer tryouts. I love soccer, but I chose the scholarship and went to Pittsburgh. It was so exciting. One performance led to another and at sixteen, I did the Super Bowl XL in Detroit and was starting to perform Country/Rock/ Pop concerts in Michigan, Ohio, West Virginia and Iowa.

My modeling career also took off at age fifteen. I started modeling for Nordstroms with the girls from the movie Mean Girls and went on to be the “Gap Girl.” I made arrangements to do a concert for Hurricane Katrina victims, raising $ 20,000 the first hour. I don’t know what the final total was, but was told a lot of money was donated. It was an awesome feeling to know I was helping others.

All the time I was doing this, I also played on a traveling soccer team; performed in the high school band (I play the flute, piano and saxophone); served as varsity cheerleader; and was on the school dance team. I was in the school band for nine years, starting in fourth grade. I was also an honor student, but truthfully, I could not have done any of it without my family’s encouragement and my mom driving me all over the place.

On the domestic front, I also was trained by my mother to make floral arrangements. That is something she does, so she was pleased when I won all kinds of blue ribbons at the local and state fairs and from Women’s National Farm and Garden shows for on-the-spot floral arrangements. But I can NOT make brownies to save me…or cookies. LOL…

My mom said she kept me very busy so I would not have a lot of time to think about the fact that I was adopted. It worked! I was adopted at the age of five weeks and when my adopted mother saw me all she could see was my hair. It had so many different colors of gold, yellow, brown and red that she said she had to put Autumn in my name because my hair looked like autumn leaves piled on top of my tiny head.

Betty Dravis: I see what she meant, Marissa, your hair is gorgeous. But my mouth is hanging open… I read about some of your accomplishments, but never knew the full extent. Thanks for telling us more. You are amazing! Would you share a little about your college life and how you manage to do so much. What is a typical day like for you?

Marissa Autumn: Well, Betty, today is one of the days I am working in Red Dawn. Filming starts at seven-thirty p.m. I got up early, ate breakfast and hurried to get to college by eight; came home for lunch at one; went to work at one-thirty (internship with veterinarian starts at two). Then I went home at five, ate a very quick dinner, dashed to change clothes, put curlers in my hair. By five-fifteen, I was putting makeup on in the car, while mom raced me to the film location. I also studied in the car. I’ll spend all night there making the movie, studying between takes. Then Mom will pick me up at seven in the morning and drive through Wendy’s for breakfast, then race to get me to college which is about an hour away from where the movie is being filmed. Then another day will start all over again.

Betty Dravis: Yikes, Marissa, it makes me tired just hearing about it. It’s a good thing they don’t film every day or you would never get any rest. With your busy schedule, this may seem like a silly question, but you’re a vibrant, active young woman and at your age you must date some. Do you have a steady boyfriend, if they still call it that in the new millennium? If so, how does he feel about you keeping so busy?

Marissa Autumn: I did date a young man for five years, but decided I wanted to date other guys to make sure what I really want, so I broke up with Kyle. Plus, I wanted to do my own thing. I am too young to settle for one person at this time of my life. Kyle still comes to all my performances and some of my rehearsals. We are good friends, but I am now dating a few different guys. (See photo of Marissa and Kyle.)

Betty Dravis: That seems sensible at this time, Marissa, and I’m glad you and Kyle are still friends. Now since you do so much, can you narrow it down to three things in your life that you couldn’t live without? And since you sing, what song do you find yourself singing most often in the shower?

Marissa Autumn: The three things I want most in life are: To meet my real parents someday, a very good education (seven to eight years of college) and to have the lead role in a big-screen movie that would feature all my talents: acting, singing, dancing, etc. When I am doing anything—acting, singing or playing a sport–I am performing and I want to be the best at it! If that means more training, then I am ready to do it. There is one other thing I love doing and that is helping others. From the time that I can remember, I have been helping other children in need by doing concerts to help raise money for them. One of my favorites is the Festival of Trees for Children’s Hospital. I started very young in helping them…and the USA soldiers is another group I perform for.

I don’t sing a lot in the shower… LOL. But on-stage I love doing pop music, but the crowds enjoy it a lot when I do country too. Gerald Dodson, who is a USA security officer in Washington D.C. from the White House, and Rick Young, a music teacher who owns Talent Live Studio in Michigan, are the ones who wrote my original songs: The Girl, Take Me, (pop) and Whirlwind (country). The Girl is my favorite and I’m hoping someday they may want to use it in a movie. Gerry and Rick have another song, Making Love in the Rain, for me to record in the future.

Betty Dravis: You certainly have a lot of people encouraging you in your career, Marissa. You are very lucky! From your website, I see that modeling is also a big part of your life. You are a stunning beauty, so I can see why. You have done runway and print modeling for so many big names that I couldn’t possibly list them all here. Among them are: Katerina Bocci’s Bridal Show and her private showings, Dior Cosmetics, St. Pucci, Macys, Saks, Nordstroms, Gap, MGM, Hour Magazine and you were chosen to model at Renu Magazine’s launch party. It must have been fun to combine your talent for singing in some of the larger shows. Since everyone thinks of models as being perfect, can you bring that “down to earth” for us by relating a runway mishap or a funny incident that happened during any of your modeling assignments?

Marissa Autumn: There are two times that come to mind. One was when I modeled the fabulous $40,000 red gown by Katerina Bocci (see photo): Just as I was ready to step onto the runway someone hit my shoulder causing me to fall. The other embarrassing time was when I modeled and sang at MGM for the grand opening of Renu Magazine. You had to be twenty-one to walk through the casino to get to the event room where I was to perform and model. I had to use my sister’s ID to get in the place. Since she is blonde, a little older and larger than me, I told the security guard that I lost weight, had plastic surgery and dyed my hair. I don’t know if he believed me, but he let me in. But some mean-spirited person called, saying there was an eighteen-year-old modeling, so before the show started they did another security check. I hid in the bathroom, but they asked everyone to come out and show ID again. Fortunately, the same security guard was there; he looked at me and said, “She’s okay! She’s over twenty-one. She just had a lot of plastic surgery!” I was so relieved to be able to perform that night! I got a laugh from that because that nice guard had no idea how ironic his remark was: The grand opening was put on by a well-known plastic surgeon, Michael Gray.

Betty Dravis: That’s a funny story, Marissa. I notice on your resume it states that you are open to roles from fifteen to thirty. I was taken aback when I first saw the thirty limit; I couldn’t imagine you looking thirty. But now that I’ve seen the sophisticated shot of you in that red gown with the extremely chic, more grown-up hairdo, I believe it. But getting back to your acting, I’m intrigued by the photo of you with the famous singer/actor Billy Ray Cyrus. How did you meet him and where was that picture taken?

Marissa in concert with Billy Ray Cyrus

Marissa Autumn: I met him about two years ago…just before we did a concert in Canton, Michigan. He is a very nice man and compared me to his daughter at the time. I was happy to perform the last song with him; he was a lot of fun to work with.

Betty Dravis: Speaking of actors, there’s another photo of you with comic actor Rob Schneider who got his start on Saturday Night Live. I’ve been a fan since his 1999 movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and its 2005 sequel Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. He’s a riot! It was cool to see him on Jay Leno’s show recently. You told me that you played the part of a college student in one of his films, American Virgin; I’m wondering if you played a friend of the main female lead Priscilla, played by actress Jenna Dewan? What was it like working with Dewan and Schneider? Is he as funny off-screen as he is on?

Marissa was in movie with comedian Rob Schneider

Marissa Autumn: Yes, I played a friend of hers at the pretend college which was filmed in Greek Town, Detroit. We attended a lot of the same parties throughout the movie and we were doing what most college kids do: partying, drinking, dancing…and some were having pretend sex in the movie. Not me, though! Dewan was very quiet on and off the set, but Rob is a lot of fun. In one part of the movie he is just about all naked. This movie was a lot of fun to be in. While waiting for the set to get ready, Rob and I would sometimes sing together.

Betty Dravis: An interesting bit of trivia I learned during research for this interview is that American Virgin started shooting in New Orleans with the title of Virgin on Bourbon Street, later changing to American Virgin when they decided to shoot it in Michigan.

I understand you have been in two big-screen movies, two HBO films, had a part in a Jennifer Lopez MTV video, and performed a concert at Detroit’s Super Bowl XL party at Somerset Collection. How do you handle such early success? And since you share some of the attributes of Jennifer Lopez, is she one of your role models? Did you learn anything from her while working on the MTV? If so, I’m sure our readers would enjoy hearing all about it.

Marissa Autumn: I am so busy I don’t have time to think about that stuff. I am usually studying or going from place to place. Yes, J. Lo was very interesting…and really pretty. At that age (fifteen), I was very impressed with everything she did. I remember her telling me to get used to learning a whole new dance in one day or even overnight. While in Pittsburgh, I had to practice dancing from seven a.m. until eleven at night. It was a long day… I was taught by a choreographer in Pittsburgh that had been flown in from California just for this video. J. Lo was right; I had to learn some new dance moves…and learn them fast!

Betty Dravis: Most of your parts have been small parts so far––from college students to aggressive shoppers––but you said above one of your goals is to have a lead role that showcases all your talents. Please share your life’s ambition and some advice for those who wish to be in the entertainment industry.

Marissa Autumn: Yes, I want the LEAD role in the movies, but I still want to do my singing and dancing too. I think that an entertainer should be able to do all three and do them well if trained the right way. I have watched many movies where the actor is acting, singing and dancing. I am going to college year around hoping to get my degree in a shorter time so I can spend more time acting. By the age of twenty-one, I will have completed my four years of college with honors. By that time I hope to have been in a number of different movies, also.

Betty Dravis: I admire your determination and ambition, Marissa. That’s great advice and smart thinking. It’s always good to have a back-up plan. Being a veterinarian, to me, would be an exciting, rewarding career choice too. Perhaps someday you can combine the two. Do you have a current mentor? If so, tell us about him or her and about others who have influenced your life…your career.

Marissa Autumn: I love acting, but want to make sure I have a good backup. Just in case the acting doesn’t make it all the way, I could be a veterinarian…but now I’m doing both and having a lot of fun. My mentor in my life was my principal in middle school Mrs. Jo Kwasny. She saw me perform at the school talent show and told me I have to be an actor. She said that when I performed her eyes were always on me, like the other kids were not on the stage, even though they were. She encouraged me to act, sing and to get good grades. I can’t thank her enough…

Betty Dravis: Regarding your music, you have a lovely, natural voice and the best way to describe your vibrant stage presence is to say you have tremendous sex appeal and you “glow.” I’ve seen some of your videos and you are just as appealing singing pop as you are doing country and rock. I read that you’ve been compared to LeAnn Rimes, Carrie Underwood and even Shakira. That takes me back to when I interviewed country/western superstar Tanya Tucker when she was only fourteen. At the time she was being compared to Brenda Lee who also got a young start. I hope your being compared to these big names is a good omen for your bright future, also.

Your versatility is awesome and you certainly get your audience revved up and wanting more. During each performance you appear to be having the time of your life. Is it as much fun as it appears? And how does it feel being compared to those famous entertainers?

Marissa Autumn: Yes, it is a lot of fun. And it feels great! At first it was a little scary because some people were chasing me, taking pictures and shouting my name and all I wanted to do was make it to the bathroom before I had to do my concert. It really feels good when the whole crowd shouts my name when I walk on stage to do a concert. I love it! And to be compared to some of the performers who have won so many awards is awesome… To win the same awards as those top entertainers is something I dream of.

Betty Dravis: Since this interview will come out around Christmas, I’m accompanying this story with a photo or two from your Christmas concert last year when you entertained some of our U.S. soldiers. You told me earlier that show “was a story in itself.” What did you mean by that? Also, where was this performance and do you have one lined up for this Christmas?

Marissa Autumn: Yes, I am working on doing a holiday concert for the soldiers this year in Michigan. I make the concerts as much fun as possible by having the soldiers put their names on pieces of paper and put the papers in a basket. I have a number of different business donations–CDs, video games, phones, games, gift cards–and other items for them. After my concert, I pull from the basket and give every soldier a present. At one of the concerts last year, I had them video one of the soldiers and me for YouTube.  After the video was out for about two months, I got an email asking me to remove the video from YouTube because I was way too sexy to be with the old man in the video. Here is a picture of the “old man” and me. He’s far from being old; a nice-looking young soldier… Aren’t people funny? LOL

Betty Dravis: That is odd, Marissa, but they were probably being overly protective of you because you’re so young. But you are so fascinating, I got carried away. I’m supposed to ask twelve questions, but I’m making it the generous “baker’s dozen” and asking thirteen. I’m sure the Dames won’t mind…and I’m sure our readers are as charmed by you as I am.

We mentioned two of your big screen movies above, but I understand you are also in one that was just released in November: What’s wrong with Virginia? It stars Ed Harris, who happens to be one of my favorite actors, and Jennifer Connelly. Please tell us about your role in this movie and whether you had any personal interaction with Harris or Connelly. Now, here’s my thirteenth question: Can you tell us a little about your on-set interactions with Ed and Jennifer?

Marissa Autumn: It was a very exciting movie to be in, Betty, because it has a lot of twists and turns. I played a young lady in the town. The place where the film was being shot was two-and-a-half hours from my house so that time I had to stay in the city. Because of that I was there when we were finished for the day of filming and was able to have dinner with them at times. That was fun. Ed and Jennifer were both very nice to me, and Jennifer said she liked the different colors in my hair. I get that a lot…

Betty Dravis: Well, that ties up the interview, Marissa. You certainly have an exciting life, and I’ve enjoyed our time together. I doubt if you’ll end up as a veterinarian with such a great start in the entertainment industry, but like I said above: both choices are ideal careers and you are smart to have a back-up. Thanks for sharing yourself with the Dames of Dialogue and our readers. You are just the kind of all-American girl that we love to see succeed. Keep us posted on your career, and before you leave, I hope you don’t mind if I share links to your website and a few of your YouTube videos:

Sweet Dreams:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Svujlje3Y

These Boots Are Made for Walking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luWUYd-Qxro

Marissa’s Main Websites:

http://www.myspace.com/marissaautumnmusic

http://www.nextcat.com/lmarissaautumn

In closing, I’d like to remind our readers to catch you in What’s wrong with Virginia? I’m also impressed that you were in the Disney presentation of the Wannabes on December 11th. It was great seeing you perform with that fun group of young people…  You will also be entertaining the US soldiers again with a Christmas concert. Don’t forget to send us some new photos to share on our various websites.

It’s been a lovely, inspiring visit, Marissa. We hope to see you on the big screen in that lead role before too long. Keep in touch. I wish you and all the Dames’ readers a

MERRY CHRISTMAS

and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!

     I didn’t set out to “write about social issues” when I decided to write a mystery called Death Will Get You Sober about people in recovery. I wanted to pay tribute to the courage and honesty of alcoholics who not only get and stay sober but change their whole lives. I envisioned it as a kind of romp through the church basements of AA, a fun whodunit that would make readers laugh as well as cry. But alcoholism and addictions are indeed social issues as well as personal ones, as are the addictive and abusive relationships I chose to explore in the new book in the series, Death Will Help You Leave Him. I’ve found people filter what they read through the lens of their own personal and/or family experience. And I’m certainly not complaining if my stories make folks do some serious thinking.

     In the various panels I’ve been part of on social issues and mysteries, I’ve found all authors of such material, whatever the issue, know that it is crucial not to preach at readers. Writers are told to write about what they know and care passionately about. The challenge is integrating passion and entertainment, writing a story rather than a polemic, and making readers care not only about the issue, but about the characters through whom it is embodied.   

      What are the benefits of using mysteries to present important issues?

1. Mysteries entertain, making the issues palatable

2. Information filtered through character and story is accessible, not dry or overwhelming

3. Emotions can be stirred

4. Consequences can be dramatized

5. Consciousness is raised: readers who have never thought about your issue will still pick up a mystery

6. Issues add depth to a mystery or other work of fiction and can make it memorable

7. Complexities and ambiguities can be explored in a story with multiple characters, as they can’t in a polemic

  What are the challenges to the author?

1. To keep your audience with you: create empathy for your characters and their cause

2. To avoid preachiness: readers don’t want to be scolded, excluded, or patronized; above all, they don’t want to be bored

3. To stay in character: don’t let the authorial voice break in on the narrator’s or point of view character’s voice

4. To do justice to the complexity and in some cases ambiguity of the issue: oversimplification can be a form of preachiness

5. To create rounded characters: characters who are all good or all bad, too abstract, and lack interior life will not promote your cause or serve the story

 6. To maintain the pace: don’t sacrifice forward momentum to educating or exhorting the reader

7. To get the facts right and present them sparingly: do your homework, and avoid the dreaded information dump

  Here are some rules of thumb for using social issues effectively in the context of a well-paced, well-plotted, character-driven novel:

Show, don’t tell. Let action and dialogue make your points for you.

When the issue conflicts with character or story, choose character or story. Be ready to dump exposition or “political correctness” if you have to.

Revise ruthlessly. Revision is the best-armed enemy of preachiness.

Elizabeth Zelvin is a New York City psychotherapist who has directed alcoholism treatment programs and written and lectured widely about relationships and codependency. Her mystery series about recovering alcoholic Bruce Kohler and his friends includes Death Will Help You Leave Him, Death Will Get You Sober, and three published short stories, one an Agatha award finalist. Liz’s website is at www.elizabethzelvin.com. She blogs with Poe’s Deadly Daughters.